Dude...so I went to my new PCP today; problems from the beginning...checking in with people smooshed in either side of me, no good. Next, appt. was late...25 minutes late. I knew that it would be an unpleasant experience considering it was a girly appointment and that is never fun.
So then medical assistant took my BP and pulse and I pretty sure they were WAY wrong. And then the weigh in, who knew that I weighed as much as someone who probably should be living in a trailer and eating frosting out of a can yelling for Mama's stretchy pants.
So new PCP told me I need to lose like 40 lbs because my BMI isn't what it should be; according to that little, no wait BIG number, I am morbidly obese. Morbid, like going to die from my obese-ness. Awesome. But tomorrow is my department Christmas party so it will be open bar and fab free food, so apparently my life free of soda and white food will have to begin on Sunday.
What I do not understand is spending 3-4 days a week at the gym, busting my ass on the elliptical for 40 minutes at a time burning 500 calories and that actually makes me gain weight. Now if someone could tell me how that works that would be excellent.