Target

Usually when I go to Target I spend way too much money but normally I enjoy everything that I see, well almost everything but normally I don't cringe. I was walking down the aisle near the women's clothing and I looked to my left and went "ew"...the offending piece of clothing...white bike shorts, with Lycra and...(wait for it)...a white lace overlay! (EWWWWWWW!) I think that "style" was popular when I was 11 and it wasn't good then.

(oooo I am eating reduced fat oreos and I totally just ate one that tastes like a toasted marshmallow! yum!)

I went to Target to buy my friend Torrey some baby essentials as she is currently cookin' up a little one and ummm...damn kids are expensive! Not even the main stuff like cribs and a stroller but onesies, a boppy and chew toys for kids, holy crap! I was pricing stuff as I was walking around and all I could do was compare prices of stuff to what I would spend that money on....a crib=a facial, a saucer=a massage and on and on...I don't think I could handle that, and that's why sometimes I think I missed the memo on all of that.

I hate people

Much to my dismay the state of the human race is declining. People are just RUDE! People seem to just not care and assume that someone else will take care of...whatever it is. 2 examples from this morning: Mike and I went to the coffee shop to get coffee and bagel sammichs; the hot coffee I got was making me feel ill for some reason so I decided to go back up and get an iced coffee. However it was very hard in which to purchase said iced coffee because some girl, who I will now refer to as "entitled piece of crap" was blocking the entire counter as she chatted with her friend. I had to reach around her to get my coffee. nice.
Then we went to the grocery store, as we made our way to the vegetable aisle I looked over and saw that 2 packages of bagged spinach had fallen on the floor. I then watched several people walk by them without a second glance, WTF people! So I went over and picked up the fallen bags of spinach off the floor and put them back, it took me all of 30 seconds to do this. I hate people.

WTF is with people?

I used to hate those posters that they used to sell in like Record Town or those poster fairs that came through all the colleges. The posters I speak of are the ones that said "All I needed to know in life I learned in/from..."; it could have been from Yoda or Mr. Rogers or in the kitchen or kindergarten. Those posters bugged but then I got older and was out in the world and realized everything I ever needed to know in life, like how to behave, I really did learn when I was a kid. I technically didn't go to kindergarten in a school, I went to a place called Berkshire's Center for Families in Children, so I went there for pre-school and kindergarten (side note-I was kept in dring recess to do advanced math, I know it was advanced because we did math out of the same book I had in second grade, I remember it...a butterfly was on the cover).

So anyway...this is what I was taught in kindergarten and I really think that a lot of people have forgotten:

• play nice with your neighbor


• wait your turn


• in the hallway and on staircases stay to the right


• eat your vegetables


• nap time is essential


• run around a some point during the day (recess)


• be nice to your mom and your dad, and your brothers and sisters


• say please and thank you


• pee in the toliet

The show 24 is stupid

I may have written about this before, but I can't remember...but anyway, I think the show 24 on Fox is stupid. Why you ask? Because they leave out essential parts of people's lives, stuff they HAVE to do. I don't care if you are Jack Bauer and are saving the world all the time but they are 3 things human beings HAVE to do or they will die: eat, sleep and poop. They never show anyone doing any of these things on 24. And yea, I have had many arguments with people about this, people who lurve the show and I have heard it all...that wouldn't be good television, they are doing that in the commercials or when the story isn't focusing on that particular character. Whatever, its all BS! At some point one of the characters is going to have to choke down a protein bar or something! And with all Jack Bauer's traveling in strange countries how come he can get there is 1 hour...how come we never get shots of him sitting on a plane staring out the window? I was home sick yesterday (because that's what happens to people!) so this would be my episode of 24...beep...beep...beep

0000-0100: sleeping

0100-0200: sleeping

0200-0300: wake up, look at clock, drink glass of water, go back to sleep

0400-0500: sleeping (mike wakes up because I have a coughing fit)

0500-0600: wake up, decided feel like crap, call in sick to work

0600-0700: eat bowl of Cheerios, take cold medicine, go back to sleep

0700-0800: sleeping

0800-0900: sleeping

0900-1000: sleeping

1000-1100: sleeping

1100-1200: wake up, drink more water, check e-mails and perezhilton.com

1200-1300: eat left over chicken parm, chat on IM with Erin

1300-1400: Watch "Into the Wild" while laying on couch

1400-1500: still watching "Into the Wild", got up to pee at some point and refill water glass

1500-1600: sleeping

1600-1700: sleeping

1700-1800: Mike comes home, I apologize for throwing his sweatpants at him night before

1800-1900: Mike makes dinner, I eat the mashed potatoes

1900-2000: Watch Family Guy while eating ice cream

2000-2100: Watch more Family Guy in bed

2100-0000: sleeping

bleep...bleep...bleep